Hairdressing
done Better
I’m Simon Schuetz, better known as That German Hairdresser. With over 20 years’ experience, I bring precision, care, and genuine honest advice to every appointment at my private studio in Hackney.


What You
can Expect
Precision and
Focus
Every appointment is focused entirely on you: no double bookings, no distractions. Consistently high-quality results built on genuine care and over 20 years’ experience.
Inclusive
Space
Experience a calm and inclusive space where your individuality is respected and celebrated. Transparent, all-inclusive pricing covers everything your hair needs, no hidden extras.
Ethical
Commitment
Sustainability is built into every part of the experience, from ethical, independently owned product brands to how the studio is run. Better choices for you and the planet.

Why Clients
Love Me
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I always have a wonderful experience with Simon! He cut and colored my hair days before my wedding and it looked absolutely perfect. I’m always so happy with my haircut – Simon really takes the time to understand what I’m asking for, knows what will suit me, and checks in throughout the cut to make sure I’m happy […]

Valerie Pinkerton
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Simon has been cutting my hair for years. He’s the best. Always takes time to talk over the cut and agree on what we’re doing. Also very honest with what is possible and not possible/what won’t look good with my type of hair, which I really appreciate.

Adele Simor
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Best hair magician in London! I have always left with the best cut and colour as Simon really gets what you’re after.

Lena Gunnarsson
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Simon is the colour king and it’s never a ‘one size fits all’ or ‘same again’ approach even if you’ve been seeing him for a while. his considerate approach in a relaxed environment means it’s always a great experience having your hair done with Simon.

Miranda Cochrane
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I had a fabulous experience with Simon! He really took the time to listen to exactly what I wanted, while also offering his own expert advice. I left with a gorgeous cut and feeling incredibly happy and confident. I can’t recommend him enough and I’ll definitely be returning in the future. Thanks, Simon!

Sarah M.
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His colour skills are fantastic and consistently brilliant. He keeps notes on every visit so he’s always across what we’ve done previously and it’s so nice to know that I can sit back, relax, trust the process and leave with a look I know I’ll love.

Katie Jackson
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Simon has been doing my hair for years, he is the best! The colour, cut and style are always perfect. The new salon location is very peaceful and relaxing – plus really nice coffee!!

Lucy Mair
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I’ve trusted no one else with my hair for what must be more than five years now, always a friendly face in a beautiful environment that leaves you feeling calm and looking gorgeous

Dan Govan
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Simon is always honest about what is achievable, what is practical and thinks along with you. When I had my baby he helped me look my best with pp hair loss; for my wedding he ensured my colour looked incredible for photos and he will always make sure he sources products that suit your desired hair outcomes.

Carolina Van Den Berg
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Simon is brilliant at what he does – every single time he’s given me a cut I just love. A total pro… plus fantastic interior design tips on request! If you book with Simon, you won’t be disappointed.

Clare Szaroleta
FAQ
My studio is just a two-minute walk from Cambridge Heath Station, inside the Gossamer City Project.
That German Hairdresser
65 Gossamer Gardens
London E2 9FN
- Monday Closed
- Tuesday 12:00 pm – 8:00 pm
- Wednesday 12:00 pm – 8:00 pm
- Thursday Closed
- Friday 10:00 pm – 6:00 pm
- Saturday 10:00 pm – 5:00 pm
- Sunday Closed
That’s okay! This might help:
- Book a free consultation
- Browse my useful guides
- Simply get in touch, I’m happy to help
Yes, my services are fully gender neutral. Pricing is based on time and tailored to your hair and how you wear it, not your gender.

