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That German Hairdresser

Better Hair for people and the planet

  • Interior of That German Hairdresser's hackney hair salon, showcasing the bauhaus and mid-century inspired interior
  • Interior of That German Hairdresser's hackney hair salon, showcasing the bauhaus and mid-century inspired interior
  • Interior of That German Hairdresser's hackney hair salon, showcasing a closeup of Kevin Murphy and Epres haircare products

Hairdressing
done Better

I’m Simon Schuetz, better known as That German Hairdresser. With over 20 years’ experience, I bring precision, care, and genuine honest advice to every appointment at my private studio in Hackney.

Simon Schuetz, also known as That German Hairdresser taking a selfie in his hackney hair salon.
Simon Schuetz

I use only sustainable, cruelty-free products from independent brands, so your hair looks and feels great while supporting the planet.

Interior of That German Hairdresser's hackney hair salon, showcasing the drinks station with organic teas
Step inside my studio

What You
can Expect

Precision and
Focus

Every appointment is focused entirely on you: no double bookings, no distractions. Consistently high-quality results built on genuine care and over 20 years’ experience.

Inclusive
Space

Experience a calm and inclusive space where your individuality is respected and celebrated. Transparent, all-inclusive pricing covers everything your hair needs, no hidden extras.

Ethical
Commitment

Sustainability is built into every part of the experience, from ethical, independently owned product brands to how the studio is run. Better choices for you and the planet.

Why Clients
Love Me

  • I always have a wonderful experience with Simon! He cut and colored my hair days before my wedding and it looked absolutely perfect. I’m always so happy with my haircut – Simon really takes the time to understand what I’m asking for, knows what will suit me, and checks in throughout the cut to make sure I’m happy […]

    Valerie Pinkerton

  • Simon has been cutting my hair for years. He’s the best. Always takes time to talk over the cut and agree on what we’re doing. Also very honest with what is possible and not possible/what won’t look good with my type of hair, which I really appreciate.

    Adele Simor

  • Best hair magician in London! I have always left with the best cut and colour as Simon really gets what you’re after.

    Lena Gunnarsson

  • Simon is the colour king and it’s never a ‘one size fits all’ or ‘same again’ approach even if you’ve been seeing him for a while. his considerate approach in a relaxed environment means it’s always a great experience having your hair done with Simon.

    Miranda Cochrane

  • I had a fabulous experience with Simon! He really took the time to listen to exactly what I wanted, while also offering his own expert advice. I left with a gorgeous cut and feeling incredibly happy and confident. I can’t recommend him enough and I’ll definitely be returning in the future. Thanks, Simon!

    Sarah M.

  • His colour skills are fantastic and consistently brilliant. He keeps notes on every visit so he’s always across what we’ve done previously and it’s so nice to know that I can sit back, relax, trust the process and leave with a look I know I’ll love.

    Katie Jackson

  • Simon has been doing my hair for years, he is the best! The colour, cut and style are always perfect. The new salon location is very peaceful and relaxing – plus really nice coffee!!

    Lucy Mair

  • I’ve trusted no one else with my hair for what must be more than five years now, always a friendly face in a beautiful environment that leaves you feeling calm and looking gorgeous

    Dan Govan

  • Simon is always honest about what is achievable, what is practical and thinks along with you. When I had my baby he helped me look my best with pp hair loss; for my wedding he ensured my colour looked incredible for photos and he will always make sure he sources products that suit your desired hair outcomes.

    Carolina Van Den Berg

  • Simon is brilliant at what he does – every single time he’s given me a cut I just love. A total pro… plus fantastic interior design tips on request! If you book with Simon, you won’t be disappointed.

    Clare Szaroleta

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