I’m Simon—your Hackney/Dalston/East-London based sustainable hairdresser offering personalised cut & colour services that are as kind to the planet as they are to your hair
Passionate about great hair with a personal touch, I offer a flexible, one-on-one experience that adapts to your needs, all whilst being kind to the planet. This approach ensures you get a look that embodies your vision and values.
Real Collaboration
Enjoy a one-on-one experience in a relaxed, laid-back setting. No rigid processes—just a smooth, collaborative approach tailored to you.
Clear & Consistent
Expect open communication, transparent pricing, and consistently great results, every time.
Highly Attentive
From major transformations to subtle refinements, every detail is perfected—because great hair is all about the details.
Genuinely Conscious
I’m leading the way by using only cruelty-free, sustainable products and by applying ethical practices throughout—at no extra cost.
‘Simon is the colour king and it’s never a ‘one size fits all’ approach’
Miranda C.
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‘He has a very good eye for detail and is the consummate professional. He is a hair wizard!’
Ewan M.
via Google
‘Focused on having the best hair and the best experience’
Carolina V.
via Google
‘Simon is brilliant at what he does – every single time he’s given me a cut I just love’
Clare S.
via Google
‘Extremely knowledgable, attentive and skilled’
Lyves M.
via Google
‘The only person I’ve trusted to cut my hair for almost a decade’
John Patrick E.
via Google
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Meet Simon
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About
Simon Schuetz
My hairdressing journey started over 20 years ago in a classic South German salon—picture perms, rollers, and a few intimidating contraptions
In 2012, I relocated to London and quickly established myself in East London’s top salons. I was selected by Aveda to style for London Fashion Week, working backstage on some of the industry’s most exciting shows. My editorial work spans photoshoots for brands like Hunger Magazine and Oxfam, while my wig creations have been worn by performers at Ibiza’s iconic Club Amnesia, as well as by international drag artists.
By 2022, I launched “That German Hairdresser,” choosing to rent a chair instead of running a salon, so I can focus on what really matters: offering a personal, sustainable experience for every client.
In my free time, I love getting hands-on with home improvements, web design, and sewing—hobbies that sharpen my attention to detail and fuel my passion for sustainability. I’m also fascinated by science, physics, and architecture, which inspire my creative and practical approach to everything I do.
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